“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
oh my god I love you.
My mate Benedict [Cumberbatch] plays Holmes, so we have lovely mornings where we go, ‘Hi Sherlock! Hi Doctor!’ I think they should do an episode with him: these two great minds going, ‘Ding- ding-ding! Whatcha got?
Matt Smith (via pdaervo)
- teacher: what unit of measurement-
- me: in daylights
- teacher: thats not-
- me: in sunsets
- me: in midnights
- teacher: you cant-
- me: in cups of coffee
- teacher: thats impossi-
- me: in inches
- teacher: yes! thats what i-
- me: in miles
- teacher: but you just-
- me: in laughter
- me: in strife
- teacher: *opens mouth*-
- me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
- teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
- me: how about looooooooooooooooove
- teacher: i give up
- me: measure in looooooooooove
- teacher: out
- me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
