December 2011
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
immadforher:
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tyleroakley:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Seriously.
Deplorable.
Boom! I’m pregnant, ovaries explode, I see it all.They don’t call me Kevin...
– Kevin McHale talking about tumblr (x)
ALL HAIL THIS MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
(via turkeylink)
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I think I’ve been unofficially married to a number of people.
– -Darren Criss (via papitoness)
And I you, Miss Kingston: yo guys listen up →
moraniarty:
vikkersss:
battlesuit:
crowry:
guys there is this thing
it’s pretty great
it’s called reverse image search
see what you do is you go here
and you drag your unsourced image and drop it into the search bar
like wow what a hot piece of art, how am i…
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radiobread2:
things i want in life:
to lose weight
to get a social life
to be in a relationship
what i do about it:
eat lots of food
sit inside alone on computer
sleep
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anondracomalfoy:
It’s like when a blog you love but doesn’t follow you reblogs something after you already did, you sit there on your computer and whisper, “If you’d been following me, you would’ve seen that sooner.”
notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
The internet is so convenient
siempre-chill:
what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
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Set Fire to the Rain
poesys:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great